Mother To Stand Trial In Baby's Death

Okay.

First, WPXI tagged it with "Mother does the unthinkable".  The what?  Show me the mother who hasn't considered infanticide at least once.  Note, please, that I said "considered", not "admitted to considering".

Next, Channel 11’s Kimberly Easton reported that the baby died of "affixiation".  What, did the moo superglue the kid to the wall, face-first?  Pittsburgh media-types, LEARN TO ENUNCIATE!  I know that you all attended Still Valley High and got your degrees in Broadcasting from Point Park College, but that's STILL NO EXCUSE for Lazy Tongue Syndrome.  Even the Columbia School of Broadcast Technique, one of the most parodied radio/television schools of all time, trained its aspiring on-air students to LOSE THEIR ACCENTS.

That is all.  Thank you very much.

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